THINGS I REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT EVERYONE ELSE LOVES

Pumpkin spice anything

Seriously. Everything from margarine to air freshener to pancakes are pumpkin spiced nowadays. I remember the good old days when there was just pumpkin pie. Now, I love me some pumpkin pie but the bastardization of this traditional dessert leaves me rolling my eyes so hard you could hear it. Not everything needs to taste like something else. Pretty soon everything will just taste the same because people want to just combine all of their favorite flavors. Lets stick to the basics people! I blame Starbucks.

Football

I'm just not a fan. I live in Washington state and understand that our team the Seahawks are doing very well this year. And because I'm probably too active on Facebook I know that they are 12-2. Why can't they just say 6-1? Anyway if they weren't doing so well I would have no idea. I don't understand why these men are getting paid millions of dollars to wrestle with each other, run/kick/throw a ball for 2 yards and then take a break. They can't stay focused on shit.

Pretty Little Liars

So I hear that all white girls love Pretty Little Liars (PLL apparently) but I do not. First of all who the hell looks like this in high school? This was me in high school:

C'mon now. I think I avoid PLL for just this reason. Also because someone who is dead is sending text messages to their friends and telling their secrets? What kind of secrets can you have at that age? My secret was that I farted on my brother's pillow. Whoops. And how can a ghost even get a cell phone plan. You have to work for that!

Nutella

I dislike Nutella on principle alone. Trying to be like peanut butter. You'll never be peanut butter. Stop trying. And why would you want chocolate on bread? That's craziness.

Uggs

No, no, no. Unless you live Arctic Circle, Russia, or are a Sherpa on some frozen mountain there is no need for these to be worn. Its 35 degrees out. Put on some socks. 

Country music

If you've been following me for any length of time you know that I recently moved from the coast to a small agricultural city where there are more country stations than not. I can't get away from it. I don't care that your boyfriend broke up with you, left your dog on the front porch and sped away in your red truck. When you get down to it the harpsichord and twang of country singers' voices turn me off. Quit whining. Life goes on. And Taylor Swift just needs to go away.

What do YOU dislike that everyone seems to love?