4. A dating website that comes with warning labels on people who are crazy.
5. The ability to stay out past 10 p.m. without constantly feeling like you’d rather be in bed.
6. A method of buying a house that doesn’t crush your soul and spirit and dreams and bank account.
10. A Star Wars-like force that makes everyone say exactly what’s on their minds: all honesty, no meaningless niceties.
12. The superpower to eat junk food and not immediately grow a new chin.
14. The ability to sleep in past 9 a.m. on the weekends.
Or 6 a.m. if you have kids.
16. A magic pill to make you feel better about the fact that you’ve been paying your student loans for 10 years and have barely made a dent.
17. Kids who want to take their naps.
Because years from now, sweet children, you will understand the overwhelming amazingness of getting to take an effing nap.
18. An instant wrinkle zapper that comes with a Valium for when you spot your first crow’s foot.
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