In case you were wondering...
Be cruel to animals.
Talk incessantly during a movie I've paid $15 to see.
Mistreat old people.
Act like a total noob when ordering at Starbucks so I have to wait even longer for my non-fat chai latte, no water with cinnamon dolce topping, and nutmeg steamed in.
Eat really loudly. Not like crunchy loud, lip smacking loud.
Take advantage of my family.
Don't wave thank you to me when you cross the street because I didn't run your ass over.
Talk on your phone while shopping and stop right in front of what I want to grab so that I have to awkwardly get at it without grazing your crotchular area because you won't stop talking to breathe so I can let you know that "I'm just going to grab something real quick," and forcefully point at the item in question.
Shout out the answer during Jeopardy before I can answer.
Scare me.
Cut in front of me in any line.
What pisses YOU off?
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